I forget how I came across Putrefy. All that I remember was
that it was in the summer of 2010 when I REALLY got into the whole underground
brutal death thing. I was fascinated by any band that could play pure fucking
brutality. I remember seeing Putrefy on Spirit of Metal and noticing the (few,
but) high ratings users had given it. One thing that I remember was that
besides the extreme brutality, the vocals kind of bothered me (possibly an
understatement). I loved the really thick and crunchy sound the guitars had and
I thought that the sound of the drums was pretty cool. Well now that I’ve
listened to this album for the first time in what seems like forever, I can now
say with pure confidence that this album is a worthless piece of crap that
doesn’t deserve to be listened to, touched, looked at, or even thought about.
Out of all of the brutal death/grindcore/etc. albums that I’ve heard, there are
only two albums that are as bad as this (which means that there’s obviously
something wrong with Putrefy). But instead of going on a pointless rant about
how this albums sucks, I’m going to answer your question as to WHY it so
repulsive!
Here’s the surprising thing, THIS BAND HAS BEEN AROUND SINCE
1992, which means that they’ve had PLENTY of time to improve! Although I should
mention that they split-up in the mid-1990s (I understand why after listening
to their early shitty demos) and then got back together in 2002 with the
drummer being the only original member. But to be honest, the new lineup isn’t
any better than the old lineup. In fact, they’re 100 times worse than they did
in the early 1990s. Bands that suck THIS bad usually don’t last very long at
all, and yet Putrefy has managed to break the 20-year mark. How is this
possible? I have no fucking idea.
It’s impossible to pick a favorite OR least favorite member
of the band because they all suck shit-dripping asshole. The guitarist knows
how to create a cool distortion, but that’s it. He attempts to solo (like in
Fresh Meat) and fails to even pull off a simple sweeping shred! He does have
the ability to tremolo pick, but not for very long. He plays really fast for
about 20 seconds and then gets tired and falls out of time. If I were him, I
would postpone the album-writing process so that I could get those skills down
and PLAY BETTER! There’s nothing wrong with postponing an album (especially for
a band THIS underground) in order to obtain a basic and much-needed skill to
play the music. The problem is that he went ahead and tried to do it anyway…and
failed miserably.
The drummer, the only original member, the guy that’s had
THE LONGEST TIME TO IMPROVE, is one of the worst drummers I’ve ever heard in my
entire life (that is not an exaggeration). He can’t keep time to save his lunch
money (let alone his life). His blast beats are very sloppy and NEVER keep
time. He fails completely to stay in time with the guitarist (and vice versa).
In any kind of music (especially music that’s this fast and demandingly
brutal), it is EXTREMELY CRITICAL that the entire band must stay on tempo with
as much precision as possible! If the band fails to do that (a little
sloppiness here and there is understandable), the music falls apart completely
and sounds like a wet, shit-dripping asshole.
The vocalist is repulsive and makes me cringe every time a
sound comes out of his mouth. Yes, it is possible to put dynamics and emotion
into inhaled vocals; it’s just really hard. Most vocalists that do inhaled
vocals get along with the bare minimum, which is fine because at least they
show SOME skill. But this guy sounds EXACTLY the same for the ENTIRE duration
of the album! Not only that, he’s turned up way too loud and there’s too much
reverb on his voice, making the whole band sound unrealistic. His “vocals” are
annoying, sickening, and just plain disgustingly HORRIBLE! In fact, I can’t
stand to think about this album for another fucking SECOND! Do not waste your
time, money, or brain space on this record because brokeNCYDE and Limp Bizkit
are more worthy of your time than this record. Oh, by the way, I would give
this album 1/20, but would give it a negative-numbered score if I could.
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