The ideas and goals behind Enter Shikari have a lot of
potential, and have been pulled off in similar forms by other screamo bands
such as Asking Alexandria, I See Stars, and Attack Attack!. Enter Shikari know
all of the things they need to do to make this fusion sound good…but they
couldn’t do it to get another pair of pants. In other words, these guys can’t
do ANYTHING right! They can’t write, they’re one of the most unorganized metal
bands I’ve ever heard, they can’t play their instruments, the way everything is
produced and mixed only does further damage to the already hopeless sound, and
they seem to be confused as to what they’re trying to play.
I like my screamo to be very powerful and epic. One thing
that can really up the power-factor is a good crunchy guitar distortion. The
guitars on Common Dreads aren’t even DISTORTED! It sounds like they could be,
but it’s so slight that it weakens the music. Throughout the whole album, I’m
eagerly waiting for the guitars to get LOUDER and MORE DISTORTED! But NOOOOO!!
They want to fucking tease (or torture) you in order to get you to listen to
the whole album and get their songs stuck in your head and never forget the day
you listened to Enter Shitari.
The vocals are fucking atrocious. Yes, that’s the hardcore
punk influence I was talking about, but his yells are fucking WEAK! He doesn’t
have the really gravely rough voice he’s supposed to have. His yells have NO
energy and NO emotion or dynamics anywhere in the album. His screams are so bad
they aren’t even worth pure liquid shit, that’s all I have to say about that.
The singing is the worst part. He can’t sing in-tune at all, the harmonizations
suck, and there’s no color OR dynamics in his singing. Although there is a
shift in pitch, the volume of his singing never changes. So he can’t yell, sing
OR scream…WHY IS THIS GUY EVEN A FUCKING MEMBER OF THE BAND!?
The songs don’t have any structure whatsoever. Let’s dissect
Solidarity to see what I’m talking about. The song opens with the only good
thing this album carries: the one keyboard riff. This opening keyboard riff
gets the listener expecting a LOUD and highly distorted hardcore punk-styled
opening lead by the guitars. But instead you get the soft, mushy sound of the
weak guitars which is then followed by the extremely annoying loud talking (it’s
not even yelling anymore, I’ve made that decision). After that goes on for a
while, you get introduced to singing that’s better off being auto-tuned. Ok,
the song seems to have some solid structure, then right as you’re thinking
that, the song COMPLETELY falls apart. You get a…what I think is supposed to be
a breakdown (I’m not sure at this point), which contains sudden breaks in the
music where…what the hell?
A random electronic sound. That’s the best these guys can do
during a breakdown. When bands pause, you usually get a really fast drum fill…BUT
NOOOOO!! You had to go ahead and put in that really weird…whatever it was so
that you could get some cheap laughs and say “HAHA, FOOLED YA!” After that
breakdown, everything seems to be randomly generated and rushed (the music
itself isn’t rushed, the writing process was rushed). It sounds like each
member wanted to put something different into the song, and the band decided to
put all of the things in the same song in order to make everyone happy. This
guy here wanted a breakdown, Rou here wants to have plenty of techno, Rory here
wants a more melodic sound, and so on and so forth.
Common Dreads is an embarrassment. I’m embarrassed by the
fact that I actually waste time THINKING about it. THIS ALBUM IS ATROCIOUS, DO
NOT GET THIS RECORD! I’m giving this album 1/20 for being one of the worst
albums I’ve heard in a LONG time. This is the last time I will ever waste brain
space on this band.
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